Cats Who Are Against Feminism

How does Tom G find these sites? http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com

I wrote a “Cats Against Feminism” sign for Toots to sit near and put it on the chair (the wicker rocker) which is her favorite chair…and since then she has refused to go anywhere near it! What does this mean?

a. That cats don’t like humor?
b. that cats don’t think jokes about Feminism are funny?
c. That I have ruined the chair experience for Toots by putting a piece of paper with writing on it?

Incidentally the note said:

I am proud to be a feminist!
*okay, where’s that tiny canary you promised me?

toots is a cat against feminism

Here is just one of many photos of confused cats against feminism.

cat against feminism

http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/

Perhaps Bad Girls and Guys would like to send their photos of cats who have no use for feminism.

An Ode To Cats

Flavorwire has a poetic tribute to cats, but only one really hit the mark with me. From the pen of Rainer Marie Rilke.

“Black Cat“

as if awakened, she turns her face to yours;
and with a shock, you see yourself, tiny,
inside the golden amber of her eyeballs
suspended, like a prehistoric fly.

rilke

Sylvia Archive: Cats Insulting Dogs

They do it so well, the poor canines. Click the strip for a larger comic.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Cat Love Quiz

Truly scientific. File under VERY SCIENTIFIC TEST!

http://www.brainfall.com/r/1v65r1/
sad cats

Sylvia Archive: Job Applications

Help Sylvia search for the perfect employment. Name other potential jobs in a comment.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Railing Against “We’re” Pregnant

Tom G. sent this. Oh bless you, Tom. I have long been driven mad by men saying: “We’re pregnant” in an effort to acknowledge that family is something men and women make together. We’re starting a family, yes, but “we” are not pregnant. Please stop it. Thank you, Mila, for your rant.

What is it with young actresses today? So much more interesting to listen to than their male counterparts… .

Pregnant actress Mila Kunis, 36, who is engaged to Ashton Kutcher, opened up about how she is sick of men saying “we” to describe a couple’s pregnancy.

“Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No.

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/mila-kunis-pregnant

Sylvia Archive: The Chatter About Hummers

Harry and Sylvia discuss feelings about the 2003 upgrade. Weigh in with a comment.

Monday, July 28, 2014

At The Zoo

Here’s a photo of me on the trolley at Lincoln Park Zoo with my grandnephew Dylan.

The trolley went around and around in a very small circle and when we passed Jenn and Dave, Dylan and I would wave madly as if we had been gone for years.The boys sharing the care with us smiled, but they did not wave.

at zoon in trolley with nephews

 

Helen & Margaret

I did it ! I subscribed to Margaret and Helen. And you can, too.

Would someone give me the skinny on who writes this really? I try to believe in Margaret and Helen…with much more passion than I do Santa Claus or God, but still I have my suspicions.

Helen & Margaret

Image from: http://margaretandhelen.com/

http://margaretandhelen.com

Sylvia Archive: The Rules

The Woman who does everything better has a code of conduct at dinner parties. Click the strip for a larger comic and find out.

Friday, July 25, 2014