Sylvia Archive: Two Of A Kind

The Bush Women have a few similarities. Click the strip to see what they may have in common.

Thursday March 26 2001


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Sylvia Archive: Love Cop Saves

Her work may not save trees, but she does save hearts. Click the strip for a larger comic.

Original Date: 6/22/2001 Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows, But Not If Love Cop Can Help It.


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Sylvia Archive: She’ll Never Have Paris

Not the way she used to that, is. The Woman Who Is Always Irritated just can’t be pleased. Click the strip for a larger comic.

Once Again the French Disappoint... "In France long lingering kisses and heartbreaking partings at train stations are a thing of the past. Non-ticket holders are banned from boarding platforms. Would 'Casablanca' have been the most romantic movie of all time without the heart-wrenching sacrificial farewell of Bogart and Bacall at that train station? "Sweetheart, isn't that 'The African Queen?'"

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Back From A Hack

We were hacked!!! It’s like Measles or Scabies (my personal favorite) or something else equally as icky. We believe the site is fixed now, is even a bit safer than before, and thank you for your patience. Love – Toots, Nicole and Deanna

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Lately, I’ve been reading the business section of The New York Times. I’ve learned about the careers of women I’ve never heard of before and the activities of the wealthy of which I never dreamt. Maybe you only hear of them if you’re a New Yorker.

I discovered Amy Pascal, who was fired from a top job in Hollywood and landed on her feet, perhaps even more advantageously.

A woman whose name I never heard before seems to have sued Rupert Murdoch, made a fortune doing so, and then started a publishing company. I’ve always wanted to start a publishing company…well, maybe not always, but ever since I could read.

She wears bespoke suits (I think that’s what they’re called), and her hair is way too long for a woman of her age, but of course what does she care what I think about the proper length for a woman’s hair, and when did I get to be an authority on the right length hair for a woman over forty? Probably a rule my mother whispered in my ear when she sang me to sleep. When you are fifty, wear your hair quite short, and dye it an unnatural color.

This is all to say that I have started drawing again and I have created five new characters: Rude Goddesses, Irritating Cats, The Woman Who Can’t Sleep, and The Woman Who Lives in Fear of Martha Stewart.

Police say the woman shot herself adjusting her bra holster. "I can't sleep! What am I worried about? What am I NOT worried about? I'm worried about the disparity between those who can afford a large buckle belt at Ferragamos and those who don't know wha the heck that is." "If she can't sleep, I can't sleep. If I can't sleep, who'll keep the bird population in check?"

Sylvia Archive: Land Of Bounty

Sylvia is very concerned about national energy consumption. Tell her your concerns in a comment.
Monday March 23 2015

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The Eleven Commandments

Does Elizabeth Warren have these written in stone? A few Bad Girls might donate some marble if need be. Especially with Senator Ted Cruz announcing his run for presidency in 2016.

- “We believe that Wall Street needs stronger rules and tougher enforcement, and we’re willing to fight for it.”

– “We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth.”

– “We believe that the Internet shouldn’t be rigged to benefit big corporations, and that means real net neutrality.”

– “We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage.”

– “We believe that fast-food workers deserve a livable wage, and that means that when they take to the picket line, we are proud to fight alongside them.”

– “We believe that students are entitled to get an education without being crushed by debt.”

– “We believe that after a lifetime of work, people are entitled to retire with dignity, and that means protecting Social Security, Medicare, and pensions.”

– “We believe—I can’t believe I have to say this in 2014—we believe in equal pay for equal work.”

– “We believe that equal means equal, and that’s true in marriage, it’s true in the workplace, it’s true in all of America.”

– “We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform.”

– “And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”

Elizabeth Warren gets Bad Girls fired up! (Darren McCollester/Getty Images)


Sylvia Archive: No Need For Speedometers

The Woman Who Does Everything More Perfectly doesn’t need reminders or help.

Friday March 20 2015

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Want a miniature version of your pet? I don’t know, seems kind of creepy! But to each their own.

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Sylvia Archive: Cat Crisis

This feline is available for counseling. Leave a question for her in a comment.

Thursday March 19 2015


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